Jake McDorman riding a bull in a wifebeater

Publish date: 2024-05-06

He doesn’t look good to me. What happened to Jake?!

by Anonymousreply 2August 7, 2022 7:31 PM

He's like DL Fav James Wolk - handsome and inoffensive and inexplicably given chance after chance to hit big.

I like him well enough, but his characters are always so bland, like Wolk's.

Neither has that "it" quality, that ineffable something the sets them apart from the dozens of equally or even more handsome actors with similar acting skills.

by Anonymousreply 3August 7, 2022 9:46 PM

Has he gotten the third nipple removed yet?

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by Anonymousreply 4August 7, 2022 9:56 PM

He's still unmarried and childless at 36, so he's gay. And he looks awful with long hair and that beard. He should go back to his Quintuplets lewks: he was positively angelic in 04

by Anonymousreply 5August 16, 2022 4:01 PM

Not gay; his easily obtained JO videos were sent to women.

by Anonymousreply 6August 16, 2022 4:03 PM

Someone link his amazing backside FROM Shameless. Now, tell me you wouldn't. He's cute when he's not so hairy

by Anonymousreply 8August 16, 2022 4:39 PM

His jo vids were so boring.

by Anonymousreply 9August 16, 2022 4:40 PM

Links to jo vids please. Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 10August 16, 2022 5:33 PM

How do you explain him still being unmarried and childless if he's so straight?

by Anonymousreply 11August 16, 2022 5:41 PM

Always thought he had a cute boy-next-door look. And he seems really sweet, albeit a tad vanilla. But sometimes vanilla is exactly what you want.

by Anonymousreply 12August 16, 2022 6:07 PM

I just remembered this guy thinking about who played that hot lifeguard in Aquamarine. He was also hot in Quintuplets. It's nice to see he's still very hot and looks healthy.

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by Anonymousreply 13September 11, 2022 4:44 AM

He was gorgeous on Quintuplets and Aqyaman, even though he was VERY skinny.. One of the prettiest faces I'd ever seen

by Anonymousreply 14September 11, 2022 6:04 AM

Apparently, he's no longer dating that "self-professed lesbian" who went on to marry a guy earlier this month, and hasn't for at least 4 years. He must be gay

by Anonymousreply 15October 18, 2022 10:42 AM

He broke up with his lesbian (I'm sorry... queer!) GF 4 years ago and hasn't been known to date anyone else since despite being gorgeous. How's that for a red flag? I think it's safe to slide into this one's DMs

by Anonymousreply 16October 18, 2022 10:56 AM

[quote] Jake McDorman riding a bull in a wifebeater

Why the bull was in a wifebeater I'll never know

by Anonymousreply 17October 18, 2022 1:44 PM

His fake ex-GF is a former model, I'm guessing, as she appeared on season 11 of ANTM, which I've always found very weird considering her disproportionately big eyes, crooked teeth and fat face a la Luigi Hadid. They starred on a bunch of movies/TV shows together, and that's when they were "dating", then broke up in 2018 and he hasn't dated anyone else since (nor had he been known to date anyone else prior to her). Clearly, their romance was nothing more than a PR stunt and he's gay and closeted

by Anonymousreply 18October 20, 2022 7:45 PM

He's still hot, dumb DL. One of the few blonds I'm into, along with Travis van Winkle.

by Anonymousreply 19October 20, 2022 7:54 PM

r19 What does "dumb DL" mean?

by Anonymousreply 20October 20, 2022 7:55 PM

I have many of his dick pics saved in my iCloud.

by Anonymousreply 21October 20, 2022 8:08 PM

I've had a crush on him for years. I'm extremely glad I have his beautiful dick pics in my permanent collection. I would love to have a copy of the jack-off video if any of you kind souls would direct me..

by Anonymousreply 22October 20, 2022 8:26 PM

r19 Answer me, you fucktard!!! And r22 My thread with Cody Ondrick's j/o videos was closed after 15 minutes and I was forbidden from posting for a day, so I don't think they'll let you

by Anonymousreply 23October 20, 2022 8:37 PM

Wierd, in OP's photo he looks like his head is on backwards.

by Anonymousreply 24October 20, 2022 8:54 PM

I thought he was so hot until his dick pics were leaked. Same with David Boreanaz and Colin Donnell. I know it’s shallow but I was expecting size meat from all three.

by Anonymousreply 25October 20, 2022 8:55 PM

A nice (if average) cock, but wow, it shoots a massive, massive load

by Anonymousreply 26October 20, 2022 8:58 PM

r26 How do you even know it was him when his face was never shown? Also, how do you know it was for a girl?

by Anonymousreply 27October 20, 2022 9:08 PM

BECAUSE HE HAS A THIRD NIPPLE, YOU BLIND BAT

by Anonymousreply 28October 20, 2022 9:10 PM

Does anybody know whom he's dating? He's so gorg, and yet one of his exes was a lesbian and then nothing else. Is he pinging just to me?

by Anonymousreply 30November 10, 2022 1:08 AM

ah the old highschool days of watching Greek

Evan and Cappie should have banged and i stand by that. Casey was just a proxy

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by Anonymousreply 31November 10, 2022 1:15 AM

[quote]Jake McDorman riding a bull in a wifebeater

His secret to staying on the bull is...he grips the saddle horn with his mussy...

He has incredible sphincter control.

by Anonymousreply 32November 10, 2022 1:38 AM

That sex scene in The Watchmen where he was getting fucked by that black character was super hot.

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by Anonymousreply 34November 10, 2022 3:55 AM

r33 He's gorgeous, face and body-wise. Not just his cock, but even his stomach and those pecs and nips. Wonder why he's always single. He must be gay, we might have a chance with him... that just HAS to be the case!

by Anonymousreply 35November 10, 2022 5:12 AM

Is he still single at 35+? Ya know what that meaaaaaaaaaaans

by Anonymousreply 36March 13, 2023 7:27 PM

Sadly, I've never seen any celebrity do a better job of scrubbing their nudes off the net. I have the picks but never got to download the jack-off video. Would any kind sir lend a hand? Where can I find the fucking video?

by Anonymousreply 37March 14, 2023 5:06 PM

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